FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

These stories, sent in by users of the site, have the particularity of beginning with "Today," and ending with "FML", the initials of FMyLife. FMLs are a great place to express yourself, in a …

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa …

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Nov 29, 2009 · Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me …

Jul 2, 2023 · Today, my roommate whipped my face with a frozen chicken cutlet. My cheek is now the size of the chicken cutlet, and now he won't drive me to the hospital because it's "too funny …

Jan 25, 2024 · FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

Jan 1, 2022 · Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even …

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this …

Jun 12, 2025 · Today, after nearly 19 years, my Facebook account was permanently disabled because I'd banned too many scammers. I admin 58 groups, for over 2 million members, and …