Kim Kardashian's surreal 'Santa Baby' music video features Macaulay Culkin, bizarre scenes, and a whole new take on holiday music that's breaking the

If you're into reality TV schadenfreude and haven't been Keeping Up with the Kardashians™ lately, I bring glad tidings this Christmas season: Kim has somehow found a new way to debase herself -- and our society's way of celebrating the Savior's birth along with it -- even more thoroughly than she already has!