Reader's Digest has been collecting funny quotes and sayings since our first issue in 1922, we've pulled together some all-time classics. 1. "My advice to you is get married: If you find a good ...

We love to celebrate a milestone birthday, and what better way to do it than with some great turning 70 quotes, captions, and sayings? After all, you only turn 70 once. Send your best wishes to your ...

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In the spirit of hijinks, you'll find a collection of April Fools' quotes to use however you see fit. Below you'll find amusing sayings from ... from sitcoms like “New Girl,” “Schitt ...