He's the former Danny Goeb, a Baltimore-born sportscaster (not to be confused with the much nicer Dan Patrick formerly of ESPN) who reinvented himself as the burning radical of Texas' religious right.

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, a purported champion of religious liberty, just can’t stand it when people don’t believe what he does. Credit: Wikimedia Commons / Gage Skidmore Assclown Alert is a column of ...

Is it one of the worst political ads of all time or what? Is it even real? These were the thoughts we were wrestling with as we took in a minute-long commercial featuring a Dan Patrick animated ...